Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
