Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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