some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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