is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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