Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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