i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
only you would photoshop your dick
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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