I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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