i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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