Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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