So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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