Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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