Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize