either way he was missing a nipple.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo