oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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