I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
i am craving dick and cupcakes
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
false alarm, still single
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