My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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