We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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