About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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