that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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