he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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