There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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