How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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