do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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