Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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