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(314): View more from Missouri

rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?

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(917): View more from New York City

ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"

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(512): View more from Texas

My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.

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(785): View more from Kansas

He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?

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