Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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