i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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