i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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