So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
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