She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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