Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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