Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
there is puke in my bra ... again
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