If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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