End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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