So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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