He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Text me some of your sweat
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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