hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
you win again, gameday.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
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