I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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