Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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