Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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