You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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