oh god the rape fog is back!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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