And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
can u get pink eye on your cock?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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