Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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