Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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