Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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