Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Randomize
