This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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