I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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