Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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