That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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