You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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