im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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