woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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