Bisexual people are plain selfish.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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