I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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